10 June 2012

The best thing to come from £9 billion... Tom Daley

I'd like to point out that YES I KNOW, I haven't done a blog for a bazillion years... but I'm getting back into it ok! 

So something that has recently come to my attention..... and probably the attention of ALOT of people with eyes is Tom Daley. So he used to be this cute little boy diving for Britain, being a Hero, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Now he is FIT. And lets face it in this economic climate people are sorta getting there backs up with the cost going from £2.5 billion.... to £3 billion.... to now as the BBC have predicted... £9 billion pounds just so some skinny women with no boobs and ugly men can run around a track, throw big sticks or jump in a swimming pool (I'm talking about the Olympics). Surely they could use the Thames for swimming... The Tube line for running.... Why spend £9 billion!! But Tom Daley and this amazing picture kinda makes it all seem worth while.... I hope you'd agree?


This wonder came from that shitty magazine you get in 'The Sun' paper. Think its called 'Fabulous?' Or 'Lil Shit Mag' or something of that nature...

So yer the £9 billion seems worth while now... right :/  All that needs to happen now is Mr Daley needs a scandal... which judge from his camp voice and weird dancing seems to be that he is a closet gay. So Thomas dive outta the water and straight into Narnia please.

Here are two videos... one of Tom being naked an pretty gay and one for you to here his manly voice.... I have to warn you the second video is SO BORING and him selling his book, but its just an example of why he is soon to be a complete bumder.


Peace out.





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