Hairy and Tight!

Ok so finally GaGa has released her 'Marry The Night' video via Perez (bleugh) Hilton. It seems the long long long long long wait was to make up for the lack of media attention the newest single release from GaGa's 'Born This Way' Album.

After a spectacular and weird performance on the British X Factor, it was obvious this new video Produced by GaGa was guna be a 'different' one. And blimey! Its crazy!!! At the moment the drawn out 13 minute video can only be viewed directly through Perez's (bleugh.... yes I realise the use of bleugh is making me sound Bulimic) site. So here is the link. Also you'll notice a ridic huge advert for Cher Lloyd before the GaGa vid..... this is because Perez (bleurgh, still Bulimic) totally bums her, probs because she is more Bulimic than me in this post.
Also I HATE Mike Posner's smile, again that is vomit central, his smarmy smerk reminds me of a paedophile. ANYWAY here is the link to GaGa's new vid....

http://perezhilton.com/tv/Lady_GaGa_Marry_the_Night_Official_Music_Video/?id=1c446dcfbbb97&autoplay=true

Right so now you've watched it... isn't it a bit... shit? I love the idea but there is no video climax, no big bang, no 'WOW SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A WHOLE GUITAR OUT HER VAGINA' ..... I know awful right? However in this video below from her website, the clothes, the idea, the song arrangement are more exciting and appealing to me (its a slower thanksgiving version). I think GaGa's 13 minute video if it is going to be all sex, drugs & rock'n'roll really needs to fucking go for it!! And yes GaGa I think you fall flat bitch. Soz!

Overall both these videos for Marry The Night are nothing like I expected and leave me as disappointed as when GaGa didn't realise 'Monster' from her second album (it sounds like a epic Bond theme tune). Anyway search the web as I do I actually found a version GaGa should get inspiration. It's that of glamorous drag queen 'Sherry Vines.' Sherry Vine the star of The Queen's of Drag: NYC has done a Hairy and Tight parody which is hilarious!! So please... I have of course provided this video below. Watch and laugh......

Peace y'all 

(p.s. Sherry Vine has a ton of great parodies - go on her youtube via this Hairy and Tight parody)

(p.p.s maybe my new tag line should be bleurgh as this post is so Bulimia Nervosa central! woooooo!)