Hairy and Tight!

Ok so finally GaGa has released her 'Marry The Night' video via Perez (bleugh) Hilton. It seems the long long long long long wait was to make up for the lack of media attention the newest single release from GaGa's 'Born This Way' Album.

After a spectacular and weird performance on the British X Factor, it was obvious this new video Produced by GaGa was guna be a 'different' one. And blimey! Its crazy!!! At the moment the drawn out 13 minute video can only be viewed directly through Perez's (bleugh.... yes I realise the use of bleugh is making me sound Bulimic) site. So here is the link. Also you'll notice a ridic huge advert for Cher Lloyd before the GaGa vid..... this is because Perez (bleurgh, still Bulimic) totally bums her, probs because she is more Bulimic than me in this post.
Also I HATE Mike Posner's smile, again that is vomit central, his smarmy smerk reminds me of a paedophile. ANYWAY here is the link to GaGa's new vid....

http://perezhilton.com/tv/Lady_GaGa_Marry_the_Night_Official_Music_Video/?id=1c446dcfbbb97&autoplay=true

Right so now you've watched it... isn't it a bit... shit? I love the idea but there is no video climax, no big bang, no 'WOW SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A WHOLE GUITAR OUT HER VAGINA' ..... I know awful right? However in this video below from her website, the clothes, the idea, the song arrangement are more exciting and appealing to me (its a slower thanksgiving version). I think GaGa's 13 minute video if it is going to be all sex, drugs & rock'n'roll really needs to fucking go for it!! And yes GaGa I think you fall flat bitch. Soz!

Overall both these videos for Marry The Night are nothing like I expected and leave me as disappointed as when GaGa didn't realise 'Monster' from her second album (it sounds like a epic Bond theme tune). Anyway search the web as I do I actually found a version GaGa should get inspiration. It's that of glamorous drag queen 'Sherry Vines.' Sherry Vine the star of The Queen's of Drag: NYC has done a Hairy and Tight parody which is hilarious!! So please... I have of course provided this video below. Watch and laugh......

Peace y'all 

(p.s. Sherry Vine has a ton of great parodies - go on her youtube via this Hairy and Tight parody)

(p.p.s maybe my new tag line should be bleurgh as this post is so Bulimia Nervosa central! woooooo!) 

N-Dicks & Chris 'Big N' Brown

Be warned..... explicit content. Well instead of being warned I should really say, don't bother reading this and just scroll down to see Chris Brown and Dappy in the buff...... and guess what they are not photoshopped or fake!!

So the newest trend seems to simply be lobbing your cock out, taking a photo and getting your ex to flog it to a newspaper for a tidy sum to a top newspaper. Chris Brown was more than happy to see his member bracing the black and white pages, and of course Perez Hilton quickly uploaded the un-decent photos to his shitty website. Chris Brown talks about the pictures openly on the radio... I guess the good thing about this is that you know his pictures aren't fake... if you need some sorta validation for being seedy (I know I do!).

Dappy however decided that now Tulisa has a cool half a million in the bank and was the newest nations chaviest sweetheart he needed a bit of a media boost. What better way to do that then yup.. you guessed it, GET YOUR NOB OUT! So basically this is a post to show you these wonderful specimens.

I have included the video of Chris Breezy talking about his pics.... this is possibly the most vulgar post I have done thus why I haven't said shit, fuck or mother fucker once... apart from just then.

So enjoy the vid... and of course the pics, again be warned SCROLL DOWN FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT!

I think saying 'Peace y'all' will have no effect with the photos below..... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!