Hairy and Tight!

Ok so finally GaGa has released her 'Marry The Night' video via Perez (bleugh) Hilton. It seems the long long long long long wait was to make up for the lack of media attention the newest single release from GaGa's 'Born This Way' Album.

After a spectacular and weird performance on the British X Factor, it was obvious this new video Produced by GaGa was guna be a 'different' one. And blimey! Its crazy!!! At the moment the drawn out 13 minute video can only be viewed directly through Perez's (bleugh.... yes I realise the use of bleugh is making me sound Bulimic) site. So here is the link. Also you'll notice a ridic huge advert for Cher Lloyd before the GaGa vid..... this is because Perez (bleurgh, still Bulimic) totally bums her, probs because she is more Bulimic than me in this post.
Also I HATE Mike Posner's smile, again that is vomit central, his smarmy smerk reminds me of a paedophile. ANYWAY here is the link to GaGa's new vid....

http://perezhilton.com/tv/Lady_GaGa_Marry_the_Night_Official_Music_Video/?id=1c446dcfbbb97&autoplay=true

Right so now you've watched it... isn't it a bit... shit? I love the idea but there is no video climax, no big bang, no 'WOW SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A WHOLE GUITAR OUT HER VAGINA' ..... I know awful right? However in this video below from her website, the clothes, the idea, the song arrangement are more exciting and appealing to me (its a slower thanksgiving version). I think GaGa's 13 minute video if it is going to be all sex, drugs & rock'n'roll really needs to fucking go for it!! And yes GaGa I think you fall flat bitch. Soz!

Overall both these videos for Marry The Night are nothing like I expected and leave me as disappointed as when GaGa didn't realise 'Monster' from her second album (it sounds like a epic Bond theme tune). Anyway search the web as I do I actually found a version GaGa should get inspiration. It's that of glamorous drag queen 'Sherry Vines.' Sherry Vine the star of The Queen's of Drag: NYC has done a Hairy and Tight parody which is hilarious!! So please... I have of course provided this video below. Watch and laugh......

Peace y'all 

(p.s. Sherry Vine has a ton of great parodies - go on her youtube via this Hairy and Tight parody)

(p.p.s maybe my new tag line should be bleurgh as this post is so Bulimia Nervosa central! woooooo!) 

N-Dicks & Chris 'Big N' Brown

Be warned..... explicit content. Well instead of being warned I should really say, don't bother reading this and just scroll down to see Chris Brown and Dappy in the buff...... and guess what they are not photoshopped or fake!!

So the newest trend seems to simply be lobbing your cock out, taking a photo and getting your ex to flog it to a newspaper for a tidy sum to a top newspaper. Chris Brown was more than happy to see his member bracing the black and white pages, and of course Perez Hilton quickly uploaded the un-decent photos to his shitty website. Chris Brown talks about the pictures openly on the radio... I guess the good thing about this is that you know his pictures aren't fake... if you need some sorta validation for being seedy (I know I do!).

Dappy however decided that now Tulisa has a cool half a million in the bank and was the newest nations chaviest sweetheart he needed a bit of a media boost. What better way to do that then yup.. you guessed it, GET YOUR NOB OUT! So basically this is a post to show you these wonderful specimens.

I have included the video of Chris Breezy talking about his pics.... this is possibly the most vulgar post I have done thus why I haven't said shit, fuck or mother fucker once... apart from just then.

So enjoy the vid... and of course the pics, again be warned SCROLL DOWN FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT!

I think saying 'Peace y'all' will have no effect with the photos below..... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!

Preggo or Not Preggo?

Well..... I have just watched the video that apparently shows that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy..... I'm not to sure.... her belly does fold like nothing I have EVER seen from a preggator.... and I've seen a few..... so I'm not really going to judge yet..... because I LOVE BEYONCE... and I just hope she isn't faking it! But she isn't providing evidence she is not, get your belly out Beyonce!! Show the world!!! Plus she is wearing hooker heels all the time still...... NOT GOOD

Anywho here is the video of her weird folding crunching baby stomach and I have also included a clip from the Wendy Williams Show in which Wendy gives all the details including her verdict and a few conspiracy theories!!

Peace y'all ! Let me know your views ... bubba? or no bubba??!?!

Justin Bieeeeberrrrrr

If you don't get the title, then watch the video fools....

OK, so yes I haven't blogged in ages, but i have uni, work, life, not being a boring fat computer geek commitments to attend to.

However when I saw this vid I knew it was blog worthy, So eeeerrrrveryone loves the Jay-Z and Kayne West album, (although Kayne is a nob cheese) HOWEVER Jay-Z should  a done a album with JB by the looks of it!! he can actually rap quite well (unlike his GF Selena Gomez who tried a poor attempt of Minaj's 'Super Bass')!

So yer basically look at this video of JB doing his thang on Jay-Z and Kayne's 'Otis'.

For some reason I couldn't put the video up :S so here is the link below :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVXPYTzczU&feature=player_embedded#!

I have also (to keep this blog slightly fashion-like) included a photo of a new leather look and haircut Justin has recently donned.... questionable.... too much leather YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LEATHER!!!

Peace y'all (expect my friend Lily... as she hates it when I say 'Peace')
x

Wynter Gordon - Dirty Talk... CLEAN FASHION!

HI GUYSSSSSSSS.... so I deffo need to comment on WYNTER GORDON!! First of all she is such a babe and second HER FASHION! Her video 'dirty talk' is a great example of the fashionable shizz she wears, slightly 80's yet totally sexy and forward thinking! I don't know her video for Dirty Talk looks like it was inspired by the Dead or Alive video 'Spin Me Right Round' and still manages to be sexy (Pete Burns is a tramp). I have included a few images of Wynter and why I think she is to die for! (Yes, I just said that...) Check out her style and TAKE NOTE.

The first photo Is Wynter looking totally fresh and mix matches the huge bohemian fro with space invader silver books, this with the totally cute high waisted shorts (which ever girl should now own) and the Aztec like print crop top creates this sensational 80's wonder.  She looks ultra chique and so so current (even though it;s 80's style you know what I mean).

Singing hear Wynter looks a bit like Whitney in her time, and a bit like Toni Braxton (just the hair and face of Toni Braxton). However this dress is the next evolution in colour blocking, it just shows the next step on, with bright bold look at me colours and less of the pastel tones currently being done.

This final outfit I chose of Wynter's is by far my favourite, a summer goody showing some more of her Bohemian like style, The only thing I might change is the skirt, love the length and the colour but I would love huge wide legged trousers of the same material, however love the shades and the mid-rift tie top.

So there you have it, three beauties from a beauty! Miss Gordon, I cannot wait to see what other beauties she may piece together as her next ensemble!

I leave you with her video for 'Dirty Talk' (great song) notice during the chorus the when she has her thick bang her style looks like it has a few anime references! LOVE IT!!

Peace Y'all (by the way I am going to stop saying peace y'all as much as my friend has told me off for saying it!

Homage to Freja Beha Erichsen

It's a special time for my blog... the background is changing, but I don't think this can become a reality without paying respects to Freja Beha Erichsen, the model who loves to jump and bump on the runway look like a twat land up in Vogue and probs doesn't get out of bed for $20,000, (suck on that Linda Evangilista). Soooooo yes the picture as displayed below that has been on my blog for sometime was from a 70's inspired photo shoot of the March 2010 edition of Japanese Vogue. I've left the picture exactly the same as from the magazine (as it was cropped for my blog background purposes). SCANDALOUS! Photographed by Terry Richardson this was one of few black and white shots of the beaut. I Love Her! So if you haven't heard of her and you are writing a fashion or beauty blog, or any thing fashiony.... do your fucking homework.

Peace Y'all!!!