Hairy and Tight!

Ok so finally GaGa has released her 'Marry The Night' video via Perez (bleugh) Hilton. It seems the long long long long long wait was to make up for the lack of media attention the newest single release from GaGa's 'Born This Way' Album.

After a spectacular and weird performance on the British X Factor, it was obvious this new video Produced by GaGa was guna be a 'different' one. And blimey! Its crazy!!! At the moment the drawn out 13 minute video can only be viewed directly through Perez's (bleugh.... yes I realise the use of bleugh is making me sound Bulimic) site. So here is the link. Also you'll notice a ridic huge advert for Cher Lloyd before the GaGa vid..... this is because Perez (bleurgh, still Bulimic) totally bums her, probs because she is more Bulimic than me in this post.
Also I HATE Mike Posner's smile, again that is vomit central, his smarmy smerk reminds me of a paedophile. ANYWAY here is the link to GaGa's new vid....

http://perezhilton.com/tv/Lady_GaGa_Marry_the_Night_Official_Music_Video/?id=1c446dcfbbb97&autoplay=true

Right so now you've watched it... isn't it a bit... shit? I love the idea but there is no video climax, no big bang, no 'WOW SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A WHOLE GUITAR OUT HER VAGINA' ..... I know awful right? However in this video below from her website, the clothes, the idea, the song arrangement are more exciting and appealing to me (its a slower thanksgiving version). I think GaGa's 13 minute video if it is going to be all sex, drugs & rock'n'roll really needs to fucking go for it!! And yes GaGa I think you fall flat bitch. Soz!

Overall both these videos for Marry The Night are nothing like I expected and leave me as disappointed as when GaGa didn't realise 'Monster' from her second album (it sounds like a epic Bond theme tune). Anyway search the web as I do I actually found a version GaGa should get inspiration. It's that of glamorous drag queen 'Sherry Vines.' Sherry Vine the star of The Queen's of Drag: NYC has done a Hairy and Tight parody which is hilarious!! So please... I have of course provided this video below. Watch and laugh......

Peace y'all 

(p.s. Sherry Vine has a ton of great parodies - go on her youtube via this Hairy and Tight parody)

(p.p.s maybe my new tag line should be bleurgh as this post is so Bulimia Nervosa central! woooooo!) 

GaGa gets NAKED

So I recently posted about how natural GaGa is keeping in... well her new video You and I totally contradicts that CHEERS GAGA! Well however GaGa has also released an alternative shorter video for her new song You and I where she isn't a sex pest mermaid, a girl with broken ankles, the Frankenstein monster or a man.... (yes this is all included in the full length You and I video).

So GaGa has again kept it o natural! She even doesn't wear any undies... bit weird if you ask me.... SO I have yet again included some video's for you to look at, her new You and I video and the alternative 'Haus of U' video which is much shorter and sees GaGa riding her dress up to show her.... well her Little Monster? Her Disco Stick? Whatever she has you decide!!

Frankly her Haus of U video is amazing as she keeps a more natural look and it has a utter rawness (yes I love using this word) to it.

Enjoy the pictures and videos!!!

More tasteful 'Haus of U' Gaga

Less Tasteful Nakedness

And the videos for 'You and I' and 'Haus of U'

I HATE Little Monsters

Ok So I recently blogged about GaGa's new look and I found this video of her Versace & Louboutin combo from YouTube. I would also like to bring to your attention that now she has done normal she has decided to go to another extreme for the album are of her new single 'You & I' and of course, dress up as a man. HOWEVER the point of this very short and late night blog is to point out how utterly HIDEOUS Gaga's little monsters are, so if you class yourself as a little monster, step the fuck back because here her little monsters are wining bitching fans who literally given the chance would torn off Gaga's hair and shove it on their genitals. Can I have a photo Gaga, can you sign my arm Gaga, can I have another photo, can I have a kiss, can you give me head Gaga, Shut the fuck up little mon-twats. So yes please view below the screaming annoying Little monsters and realise how much Gaga must be lying when she says 'I love you Little Monsters' every time she performs. And also just for the record this video clarifies that Gaga is not epileptic because all the camera flashing would of made her drop dead, like a sack of shit to the floor. So next time you seem Gaga keep your hair weave on, your monster claws & paws away, and give her a smile and say Hi and hopefully knowing that Gaga appreciates this will give you uber satisfaction compared to how aggravated she must get at some of her fans (but if I see Gaga just so y'all know I'm taking some secateurs and cutting one of her fingers off and putting it on a chain so I have her with me forever).

Lady GaGa - Rah Rah

WASTING NO TIME HERE AND JUMPING STRAIGHT IT - Lady GaGa  looks normal, GaGa decided to ditch her meat feast sexy cyber rubber animal nun costume and wear the most demur dress I have seen her EVER wear - Actually it's a Versace dress (I am not sure from what season but it looks V on trend for the Vintage Floral/ Block Colour Trends this season). This look from a woman who once held up a plane as she needed to but her fangs in before she got off....

GaGa oozing Class

GaGa less than a month ago performing 'Judas'

Casual Bacon Dress....

 So GaGa looks sophisticated with her gold accessories, red nails and sharp square sunglasses (which she normally wears with Turquoise Hair or a weave of Multi-Coloured mess) and black clutch almost so you would hardly recognise her. GaGa's hair is all one colour and scream normal, her shoes are SO chic with the red bottoms - a trade mark Christian Louboutin classic effortless style. Lets hope she doesn't offer to wash anyones feet with her hair again, as the simple down blonde do is the best she has had for ages, it actually looks like hair - hair any weavologist would be proud of! As Tyra would say, she looks fierce, and the small slit of the dress does wonders for her pin sized legs. GaGa we salute you for not looks like a sack of shit.

Did you forget your jeans Turquoise slutty GaGa?

Kermit the Frog contradiction - she apparently
wore as a witty joke against killing animals
(see MEAT dress above).

Sometimes GaGa does have some acceptable style, yet I think this is by far the best so far, I have included some of GaGa's least flattering outfits and hair styles but of course this is only my opinion (the best opinion) but please let me know... what's your opinion.....