Homage to Daphne Groeneveld

Just a quicky (tee hee). Basically my blog layout is soo old and out of date I NEED to change it. But before I do I deffo need to do another 'Homage' post but this time to the beautiful and slightly weird Daphne Groenveld. The beauty shot I was using was from Vogue Paris, a September 2010 Issue, Styling done by Carine Roitfeld and photography by Mert & Marcus. So yes here is the sexy pic below... below I change me blog layout! wahhhhh (but well needs to be done) Thanks Daphne. (The name just reminds me of Scooby Doo).

Peace Out (someone please give me a suggestion of how to end my blogs coz 'Peace Out' & Peave Y'all' are both fucking terrible. Cheers x

The best thing to come from £9 billion... Tom Daley

I'd like to point out that YES I KNOW, I haven't done a blog for a bazillion years... but I'm getting back into it ok! 

So something that has recently come to my attention..... and probably the attention of ALOT of people with eyes is Tom Daley. So he used to be this cute little boy diving for Britain, being a Hero, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Now he is FIT. And lets face it in this economic climate people are sorta getting there backs up with the cost going from £2.5 billion.... to £3 billion.... to now as the BBC have predicted... £9 billion pounds just so some skinny women with no boobs and ugly men can run around a track, throw big sticks or jump in a swimming pool (I'm talking about the Olympics). Surely they could use the Thames for swimming... The Tube line for running.... Why spend £9 billion!! But Tom Daley and this amazing picture kinda makes it all seem worth while.... I hope you'd agree?

This wonder came from that shitty magazine you get in 'The Sun' paper. Think its called 'Fabulous?' Or 'Lil Shit Mag' or something of that nature...

So yer the £9 billion seems worth while now... right :/  All that needs to happen now is Mr Daley needs a scandal... which judge from his camp voice and weird dancing seems to be that he is a closet gay. So Thomas dive outta the water and straight into Narnia please.

Here are two videos... one of Tom being naked an pretty gay and one for you to here his manly voice.... I have to warn you the second video is SO BORING and him selling his book, but its just an example of why he is soon to be a complete bumder.

Peace out.

Hairy and Tight!

Ok so finally GaGa has released her 'Marry The Night' video via Perez (bleugh) Hilton. It seems the long long long long long wait was to make up for the lack of media attention the newest single release from GaGa's 'Born This Way' Album.

After a spectacular and weird performance on the British X Factor, it was obvious this new video Produced by GaGa was guna be a 'different' one. And blimey! Its crazy!!! At the moment the drawn out 13 minute video can only be viewed directly through Perez's (bleugh.... yes I realise the use of bleugh is making me sound Bulimic) site. So here is the link. Also you'll notice a ridic huge advert for Cher Lloyd before the GaGa vid..... this is because Perez (bleurgh, still Bulimic) totally bums her, probs because she is more Bulimic than me in this post.
Also I HATE Mike Posner's smile, again that is vomit central, his smarmy smerk reminds me of a paedophile. ANYWAY here is the link to GaGa's new vid....

http://perezhilton.com/tv/Lady_GaGa_Marry_the_Night_Official_Music_Video/?id=1c446dcfbbb97&autoplay=true

Right so now you've watched it... isn't it a bit... shit? I love the idea but there is no video climax, no big bang, no 'WOW SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A WHOLE GUITAR OUT HER VAGINA' ..... I know awful right? However in this video below from her website, the clothes, the idea, the song arrangement are more exciting and appealing to me (its a slower thanksgiving version). I think GaGa's 13 minute video if it is going to be all sex, drugs & rock'n'roll really needs to fucking go for it!! And yes GaGa I think you fall flat bitch. Soz!

Overall both these videos for Marry The Night are nothing like I expected and leave me as disappointed as when GaGa didn't realise 'Monster' from her second album (it sounds like a epic Bond theme tune). Anyway search the web as I do I actually found a version GaGa should get inspiration. It's that of glamorous drag queen 'Sherry Vines.' Sherry Vine the star of The Queen's of Drag: NYC has done a Hairy and Tight parody which is hilarious!! So please... I have of course provided this video below. Watch and laugh......

Peace y'all 

(p.s. Sherry Vine has a ton of great parodies - go on her youtube via this Hairy and Tight parody)

(p.p.s maybe my new tag line should be bleurgh as this post is so Bulimia Nervosa central! woooooo!) 

N-Dicks & Chris 'Big N' Brown

Be warned..... explicit content. Well instead of being warned I should really say, don't bother reading this and just scroll down to see Chris Brown and Dappy in the buff...... and guess what they are not photoshopped or fake!!

So the newest trend seems to simply be lobbing your cock out, taking a photo and getting your ex to flog it to a newspaper for a tidy sum to a top newspaper. Chris Brown was more than happy to see his member bracing the black and white pages, and of course Perez Hilton quickly uploaded the un-decent photos to his shitty website. Chris Brown talks about the pictures openly on the radio... I guess the good thing about this is that you know his pictures aren't fake... if you need some sorta validation for being seedy (I know I do!).

Dappy however decided that now Tulisa has a cool half a million in the bank and was the newest nations chaviest sweetheart he needed a bit of a media boost. What better way to do that then yup.. you guessed it, GET YOUR NOB OUT! So basically this is a post to show you these wonderful specimens.

I have included the video of Chris Breezy talking about his pics.... this is possibly the most vulgar post I have done thus why I haven't said shit, fuck or mother fucker once... apart from just then.

So enjoy the vid... and of course the pics, again be warned SCROLL DOWN FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT!

I think saying 'Peace y'all' will have no effect with the photos below..... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!

Preggo or Not Preggo?

Well..... I have just watched the video that apparently shows that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy..... I'm not to sure.... her belly does fold like nothing I have EVER seen from a preggator.... and I've seen a few..... so I'm not really going to judge yet..... because I LOVE BEYONCE... and I just hope she isn't faking it! But she isn't providing evidence she is not, get your belly out Beyonce!! Show the world!!! Plus she is wearing hooker heels all the time still...... NOT GOOD

Anywho here is the video of her weird folding crunching baby stomach and I have also included a clip from the Wendy Williams Show in which Wendy gives all the details including her verdict and a few conspiracy theories!!

Peace y'all ! Let me know your views ... bubba? or no bubba??!?!

Justin Bieeeeberrrrrr

If you don't get the title, then watch the video fools....

OK, so yes I haven't blogged in ages, but i have uni, work, life, not being a boring fat computer geek commitments to attend to.

However when I saw this vid I knew it was blog worthy, So eeeerrrrveryone loves the Jay-Z and Kayne West album, (although Kayne is a nob cheese) HOWEVER Jay-Z should  a done a album with JB by the looks of it!! he can actually rap quite well (unlike his GF Selena Gomez who tried a poor attempt of Minaj's 'Super Bass')!

So yer basically look at this video of JB doing his thang on Jay-Z and Kayne's 'Otis'.

For some reason I couldn't put the video up :S so here is the link below :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVXPYTzczU&feature=player_embedded#!

I have also (to keep this blog slightly fashion-like) included a photo of a new leather look and haircut Justin has recently donned.... questionable.... too much leather YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH LEATHER!!!

Peace y'all (expect my friend Lily... as she hates it when I say 'Peace')
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